Oh, The Places You’ll Not Go… With Larry Dolan as Your Owner.

Seriously.  Does anyone other than Larry Dolan look at last Night’s line-up and think, “Yeah, this is a line-up that can contend for a championship.”?

But then again, does anyone believe that Larry Dolan is actually watching last night’s game?  Does he even care?

Yes, Johnny Damon is now in a Tribe uniform and he looked great sitting in the dugout.  Meanwhile, Jason Donald (the other JD) is at the plate with and an anemic .184 batting average… and he’s not the worst batter in the line-up.  Lou Marson is batting .083!

To be fair, Cleveland’s line-up (last night) actually has a higher batting average than the Black Sox, but that’s their problem, not ours.

Our problem is that Larry Dolan has tied Many Acta’s hands behind his back, handcuffed him to a chair, placed a patch over one eye and sent him out to manage a team.

You know me, I love this team and I believe that even with all the odds stacked against them, they will win.  Manny will find a way.

But, Oh, the places we could go… with just a little bit of aid…if that cheap old Larry Dolan wouldn’t be so darned afraid.  If he’d open up his wallet and he’d spend a couple dollars, then he wouldn’t hear our  hooting and he wouldn’t hear our hollers. If only he was Dr. Seuss, instead of Dr. Down, we’d find a way to make a change and turn this thing around.

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed.
You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you’ll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.


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