A Prayer For The Cleveland Indians

Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin’ at the air, please look upon this team of professional baseball players who have been given very little support from their tight-fisted owner and are given even less respect from the media who actually believe Charlies Sheen was once a pitcher for the Cleveland Indians.

Dear Ninja Jesus, I ask you to arm these noble players with major league powers.  May they throw baseballs like shurikens and swing bats like nunchucks.  May they slay their opponents with a vast arsenal of exotic weapons… and experience minimal errors.

It may be cold at Progressive Field, but I am already fired up before the first pitch on Opening Day.

Go Tribe!




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