Shut Up Tom Neumann

In case you’ve never met Tom Neumann before, this is what he looks like whenever he reads this post and thinks about the Cleveland Indians winning 90 games.

Tom, though you would never guess from this photo or from his poorly executed comments to past  blog posts, is a truly good guy. And other than the fact that he hates the Indians and never gives me enough work to keep me happy, there is nothing I don’t like about Tom.

Unfortunately for him, hating the Indians is the only excuse I need for dropping the hammer on his smug candy ass.

So have at it Tom Neumann, tell me how the Indians couldn’t beat the Akron Aeros in a best of five series. Point out the number of times Trever Crowe has dropped a routine fly ball in the outfield, or the number of times Valbuena has struck out, or the number of times Masterson has failed to win. Go ahead, remind me that we have won fewer games than the Red Sox have lost. Remind me that there are only 105 games left in the season and  – according to my prediction – the Tribe has to win 69 of them (a .766 winning percentage through the remainder of the year).

I ain’t scared of no ghost!

21 down, 69 to go… shut the hell up.


One Response to “Shut Up Tom Neumann”

  1. T- bone Says:

    Nice smoke screen.

    Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
    In Cleveland Ohio on a Thursday night
    Especially when there is Jim with his blog and not one for me

    Now watch Jim Folks cause he’s a furly dangerous man!

    Well you may not know it but this man is a spy.
    He’s a undercover agent for the FBI
    And he’s been sent here to infiltrate true Cleveland fans!

    Would you believe this man has gone as far
    As tearing Browns stickers off the bumpers of cars
    And he voted for LeBron James to leave town.

    Well he’s a friend of them big-mouthed, obnoxious New Yorkers!
    I betchya he’s even got a Yankees flag
    Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.

    He’s a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys
    He may look dumb but that’s just a disguise
    He’s a mastermind in the ways of tearing Cleveland fans apart.

    Apologies to Charlie Daniels

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